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<i>HOLA! </i>THIS IS
WHERE I POP UP

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AND ENTERTAIN YOU.

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WAIT.<i>I'M </i>THE EMPEROR.

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YOU SHOULD ENTERTAIN<i>ME.</i>

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NOW, HOW'S
THAT GONNA WORK?

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OH, WELL.

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THEME MUSIC!

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[FANFARE PLAYING]

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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO THE THRONE ♪

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♪ HE'S ON HIS WAY
TO SUCCESS ♪

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♪ BUT HE HAS
TO GO TO SCHOOL ♪

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♪ HE'S GOT TO ACE
THAT TEST ♪

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♪ HE'S AN EMPEROR-TO-BE ♪

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♪ AND HE'S TOTALLY ♪

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YOU KNOW, IT'S
ALL ABOUT ME.
♪ AHH ♪

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EXACTLY!

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LET'S GO!

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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

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♪ KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

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♪ HE'S GOT TO LEARN ♪

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♪ HIS ABCs ♪

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♪ DON'T TRY
TO STOP HIM ♪

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♪ TO TOP HIM ♪
TO DESTROY HIM,

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RIGHT?
UHH...

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K-U-Z-C-O!

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KUZCO! KUZCO!
GO, GO!

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♪ HE'S GOT THE COOL ♪

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♪ HE'S GOT THE CHARM
AND THE LOOKS ♪

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♪ AND A HOTTIE
THAT CAN HELP HIM ♪

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♪ READ THAT THING
CALLED BOOK ♪

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♪ LET'S GO ♪

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♪ HE'S GOING
TO KUZCO ACADEMY ♪

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♪ COME ON, KUZCO ♪

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♪ GOT TO FULFILL
HIS DESTINY ♪

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♪ HIS FRIENDS ARE LOYAL,
IT'S ROYAL ♪

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♪ THEY'LL HELP
AGAINST THE FOIL ♪

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FRIENDS? I THOUGHT THIS
WAS ALL ABOUT ME.

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HEH HEH!
SPELL MY NAME AGAIN!

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K-U-Z-C-O!

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KUZCO! KUZCO! GO, GO!

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Kuzco: WELCOME TO
THE KUZCO HALL OF FAME.

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YEP, IT'S ALL ABOUT...

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ME. CHECK IT OUT.

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I'VE BEEN
A COURAGEOUS ASTRONAUT,

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A RED-EYED TREE FROG MAN.

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A SUCCESSFUL MALE MODEL,

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YEP, LOOKIN' GOOD.

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BUT THERE'S ONE
THING I HAVEN'T BEEN.

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BABY-SITTER?

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IT'S ONLY FOR TODAY.

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WE HAVEN'T
HAD A VACATION

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SINCE THE KIDS
WERE BORN.

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WE'RE GOING TO
THE LLAMA SPRINGS

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CURE-ALL SPA
AND GETAWAY RESORT.

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IT'S OUR
ANNIVERSARY.

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BUT WON'T YOU BE
NEEDING A BABY-SITTER?

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BELIEVE ME, WE LOOKED.

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CAN'T.

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IT'S LLAMA LODGE NIGHT!

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LLAMA-LLAMA-RA-RA

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IS OUR CHANT!

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LLAMA-LLAMA-RA-RA!

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EH, UH, THE REST
OF THE CHANT IS SECRET.

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LOVE TO, SWEETIE,

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BUT I GOTTA BURN
600 BOW-WOWS

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AND SLAP 'EM WITH
MISSISSIPPI MUD

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FOR MONDAY'S LUNCH.

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ME GROUNDED.

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FIRE NOT MY FAULT.

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HONEST.

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[SINGING TO HIMSELF]

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HUH?

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OOH!
[GRUMBLES]

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HUH, WE EVEN
ASKED THE GUY
THAT NO ONE KNOWS.

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SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW YOU.

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WELL...

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WHAT ABOUT MALINA?

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LITTLE MISS HOTTIE?

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ER, I MEAN,
MISS RESPONSIBLE

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IS PERFECT FOR THE JOB.

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OH, SHE WAS OUR
FIRST CHOICE.

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OH, BUT TOMORROW'S
THE BAKE SALE

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FOR SAVE THE SLOTHS.

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OH, SHE'S IN CHARGE OF
MAKING POTATO POT PIES

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FOR THE WHOLE VILLAGE.

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SO, LET ME GUESS.

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I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN
BABY-SIT THOSE THREE?

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DON'T WORRY, KUZCO.

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MALINA PROMISED
TO HELP IN AN EMERGENCY.

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IF THERE'S ANY TROUBLE,
JUST RING THIS BELL,

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AND MALINA WILL BE
OVER HERE IN A FLASH.

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BUT IT'S ONLY
FOR EMERGENCIES...

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RING-A-DING-DING,

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AND MALINA COMES RUNNING.

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TO ME.

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[CHUCKLES]
THAT'S LIKE,
THE GREATEST THING

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EVER THOUGHT OF
BY ANYBODY THAT THINKS!

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INSTEAD OF A BELLBOY,
IT'S A BELL GIRL!

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SO REMEMBER, KUZCO,

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ONLY USE THE BELL
AND DISTURB MALINA

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IF IT'S ABSOLUTELY
NECESSARY!

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YOU GOT YOURSELF
A BABY-SITTER.

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OH, WAIT.

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I SHOULD SAY THAT OUT LOUD,
SO SHE CAN HEAR.

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YOU GOT YOURSELF
A BABY-SITTER.

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AND...

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THEY'RE...

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GONE!

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KUZCO, WHAT IS IT?
I HEARD THE BELL.

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WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?

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UM...I THOUGHT
I SMELLED SMOKE.

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AND...I HEARD
GHOSTS IN THE WALLS.

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AND THERE'S JAGUARS
IN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER.

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AHH, YOU RANG THE BELL

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'CAUSE YOU JUST
WANTED ME TO COME OVER.

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THAT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY.

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SURE IT IS.

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I WAS HAVING
A HOTTIE ATTACK.

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KUZCO, STOP BEING FUNNY.

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OR TRYING TO BE FUNNY.

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'CAUSE THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

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BABY-SITTING
IS SERIOUS WORK.

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SO DON'T CALL-Y ME

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UNLESS THERE'S
A REAL EMERGENCY, OK?

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[BELL RINGS]

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WHAT'S WRONG NOW?

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WE ARE MISSING
A PUZZLE PIECE.

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YOU NEVER CEASE
TO AMAZE ME.

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[DREAMILY]
I AMAZE HER.

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HEY, WE NEED MORE ROPE.

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WHAT? WE'RE OUT OF MAYO.

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THAT WAS A TEST
[ALARM BEEPING]

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OF THE EMERGENCY MALINA SYSTEM.

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THAT WAS ONLY A TEST.

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NOW WHAT?

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THE KIDS ARE MISSING!

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WHAT? HOW?

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WELL, WE WERE
PLAYING THIS GAME,

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IT'S CALLED
HIDE AND SOMETHING.

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[GROANS] KUZCO...

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CHACA, TIPO, YUPI...

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OLLIE, OLLIE, OXEN FREE!

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YOU'RE GOOD.

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YOU, LIKE, SPEAK THEIR
LANGUAGE AND EVERYTHING.

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KUZCO,
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD

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REALLY IMPRESS ME?

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HMM...

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THIS PAINTING I DID OF US?

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NO! I WAS
THINKING MORE LIKE

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YOU ACTUALLY
TAKING CARE OF

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CHACA, TIPO, AND YUPI.

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OH!

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"AND SO THE HANDSOME
EMPEROR KUZCO

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"MADE EVERYTHING BETTER.

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"AND EVERYONE,
ESPECIALLY EMPEROR KUZCO,

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"LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

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THE END."

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WOW.

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MALINA'S GONNA BE IMPRESSED.

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GOTTA ADMIT THOUGH,
BABY-SITTING ISN'T EASY.

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IT'S LIKE WORK.

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NOT THE BAD KIND.
GOOD KIND.

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[BELL DINGS]
HEY!

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I'VE ALREADY LEARNED
MY BIG IMPORTANT LESSON
FOR TODAY.

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COOL.

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THIS IS GONNA BE
A SHORT EPISODE.

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[GASPS] OH, NO!

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WE FORGOT MOM AND
DAD'S ANNIVERSARY
PRESENT!

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YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO GIVE IT TO THEM.

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NO, YOU WERE!

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NO, YOU!

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NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!

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NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!

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NO, YOU!
NO, YOU!

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YO, KIDDIES!

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MR. RESPONSIBLE IS BACK.

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NAPPY-TIME'S OVER.

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WAKEY, WAKEY, SLEEPYHEADS!

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[GASPS]

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YOU'VE TURNED INTO...

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GOURDS!

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[BELL RINGING]

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KUZCO?
MALINA, THEY'RE GONE!

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CHACA AND TIPO
AND YUPI...

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AT FIRST,
I THOUGHT THEY'D
TURNED INTO GOURDS,

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BUT THAT'S DUMB.

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AND YOU'RE NOT JUST
PLAYING HIDE AND
SOMETHING AGAIN?

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[SOBS]
I WAS FOOLING MYSELF.

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I'M NOT THE BEST
BABY-SITTER EVER.

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I'M THE WORST!
THAT'S WHY THEY RAN OFF.

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THEY HATE ME.
AND I WAS REALLY TRYING.

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I'M NOT ALL BAD.

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[SQUALLING]

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OK, I KNOW.

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I JUST TIPPED
THE SCALE OF SELF-PITY

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WAY PAST 10.

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SO TO SPARE YOU
ANY MORE OF THAT
UGLINESS,

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I'LL PERFORM THE REST
OF THE SCENE WITH...

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HAND PUPPETS.

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OH, KUZCO.

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STOP WORRYING ABOUT
POOR LITTLE YOU.

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YOU GOTTA FIND THE KIDS.

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EVERYTHING ISN'T
ALWAYS ABOUT YOU,
YOU, YOU, YOU!

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YOU'RE SO RIGHT, MALINA.

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SOMETIMES ALL I CARE
ABOUT IS ME, ME, ME!

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BUT I'LL BE BETTER NOW.

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I'LL GET THE KIDS BACK.

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AND I'M COMING WITH YOU.

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SO, LET'S HUG NOW.

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SMOOCHY-SMOOCHY.
KISS, KISS, KISS.

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OK. ENOUGH OF THAT.

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LET'S MOVE ON!

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ARE WE THERE YET?

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NO.
ARE WE THERE YET?

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NO.
ARE WE THERE YET?

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NO!

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HMM. THE MAP
SAYS THAT MOM
AND DAD'S SPA

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IS JUST
OVER THE HILL.

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[LEVER RATCHETS]

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[MACHINERY WHIRS]

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[ALL SCREAMING]

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THINK, THINK,
THINK, THINK, THINK.

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WHAT CAN I DO TO
TOTALLY RUIN KUZCO'S LIFE?

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WELL, YOU COULD
SHRINK HIM.

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PUT HIM IN ONE OF THOSE
SNOWY, GLOBEY THINGS.

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NAH. TOO SMALL.

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YOU COULD MAKE HIM GROW
UNTIL HE'S BIGGER

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THAN THE WHOLE PLANET.

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TOO BIG.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY

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BEING THE ONE
WHO SAYS NO,

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BUT I'M THE ONLY
ONE AROUND HERE

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COMING UP
WITH THE IDEAS.

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IT'S NOT LIKE YOUR NEXT
GET-RID-OF-KUZCO PLAN

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IS GONNA FALL
FROM THE SKY!

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WHAT ARE YOU
LITTLE PESTS DOING HERE?

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MOM AND DAD
WENT ON VACATION,

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AND KUZCO IS
BABY-SITTING US.

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[BELL DINGS]
THAT'S IT.

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I KNOW THE PERFECT WAY
TO GET RID OF KUZCO.

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I'LL BABY-SIT
PACHA'S KIDS.

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THEN THEY'LL LOVE ME,
NOT KUZCO.

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UH...

243
00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:33,375
HOW DOES THAT GET
RID OF KUZCO?

244
00:07:33,375 --> 00:07:35,455
OH, DETAILS!
DETAILS! DETAILS!

245
00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:36,708
I CAN'T TURN BACK NOW.

246
00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,288
MY PLAN IS ALREADY
IN MOTION.

247
00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,961
SO INSTEAD OF
STANDING AROUND

248
00:07:39,958 --> 00:07:41,208
ANNOYING ME,

249
00:07:41,208 --> 00:07:43,878
YOU CAN HELP ME KEEP
AN EYE ON THE LITTLE TYKES.

250
00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,455
OH, YOU MEAN
BABY-SIT?

251
00:07:45,458 --> 00:07:47,828
OK.

252
00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:50,333
IT'LL BE
28 KUZCOINS.

253
00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,503
28 KUZCOINS?!

254
00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:54,210
PER HOUR. BABY-SITTERS
DON'T COME CHEAP, LADY.

255
00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,248
AND I HAVE EXPERIENCE.

256
00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:58,710
YOU WANT MY SKILL,
YOU PAY MY BILL.

257
00:07:58,708 --> 00:08:00,458
AND WHAT IF I REFUSE?

258
00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:01,628
THEN I'M BUSY.

259
00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,325
DOING WHAT?

260
00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:05,713
PAN FLUTE RECITAL.

261
00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:07,128
[FLUTE PLAYING]

262
00:08:07,125 --> 00:08:08,375
EH, WHO NEEDS 'EM?

263
00:08:08,375 --> 00:08:10,205
I'M ON THE VERGE OF
RULING AN ENTIRE KINGDOM.

264
00:08:10,208 --> 00:08:13,208
HOW HARD COULD IT BE
TO TAKE CARE OF A FEW KIDS?

265
00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,998
[BABY GURGLING]

266
00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,460
ONE, TWO...

267
00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:28,745
[CARTOON HORN BLARES]

268
00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,290
[MONKEYS SQUEALING]

269
00:08:30,291 --> 00:08:32,291
YOU LITTLE APES!

270
00:08:32,291 --> 00:08:34,501
GET BACK HERE.

271
00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,246
[MONKEYS SQUEALING]

272
00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:40,710
OH!

273
00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,458
THOSE ROTTEN KIDS!

274
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,418
KIDS? YOU SAW THEM?

275
00:08:43,416 --> 00:08:44,376
CHACA, TIPO, AND YUPI?
THOSE KIDS?

276
00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:46,875
THEY'RE NOT KIDS,
THEY'RE MONKEYS.

277
00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:48,575
AND THEY'RE YOUR PROBLEM.

278
00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:50,253
I QUIT!

279
00:08:53,875 --> 00:08:55,455
THAT WAS WEIRD.

280
00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:56,578
KUZCO, LOOK!

281
00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:59,083
I TIED THIS ON THE KIDS'
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.

282
00:08:59,083 --> 00:09:00,133
THEY MUST BE
GOING TO THE SPA

283
00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:02,205
TO GIVE IT TO
PACHA AND CHICHA.

284
00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,128
THAT'S WHY THEY RAN OFF!

285
00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:07,415
YES! THEY DON'T
HATE ME, AFTER ALL.

286
00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,956
I'M STILL
THE GREATEST GUY EVER.

287
00:09:08,958 --> 00:09:11,578
JUST CALL ME
MR. LOVEY LOVABLE.

288
00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,253
MR. LOVEY LOVE-LOVABLE.

289
00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,960
LOVEY LOVE--
KUZCO!

290
00:09:14,958 --> 00:09:15,998
SORRY. I KNOW.

291
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,830
IT'S NOT ABOUT ME,
IT'S ABOUT THE KIDS.

292
00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,463
SO CAN WE
SMOOCHY-SMOOCHY NOW?

293
00:09:20,458 --> 00:09:21,998
NO.

294
00:09:24,208 --> 00:09:25,208
[MONKEYS SCREECHING]

295
00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:26,878
HOLD UP,
YOU LITTLE MONKEYS!

296
00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:28,875
HOW DID YOU GET
HERE BEFORE US?

297
00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:30,245
THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT.

298
00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:32,630
WHAT IS IMPORTANT
IS THAT YOU SHOULD
NEVER LEAVE HOME

299
00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:33,575
WITHOUT PERMISSION.

300
00:09:33,583 --> 00:09:35,383
AND...OOH! GIFT SHOP!

301
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:39,375
A LLAMA SPRINGS
CURE-ALL HOME KIT.

302
00:09:39,375 --> 00:09:40,375
OH! LOOKY-LOOKY!

303
00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:42,495
LITTLE SPRAY BOTTLE.
SPRITZY-SPRITZY!

304
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,880
SO CUTE.

305
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,245
OH, KUZCO!

306
00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,250
PACHA
AND CHICHA!

307
00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,420
WE CAN GIVE THEM
THEIR PRESENT!

308
00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:50,246
WE CAN'T LET
THEM SEE YOU!

309
00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:52,580
EVERYONE, HIDE!

310
00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,375
OH, HELLO.

311
00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:56,205
OH, UH...

312
00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,418
[DEEPER VOICE]
HOWDY, PACHA!

313
00:09:58,416 --> 00:10:00,076
I MEAN, STRANGER!

314
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,083
[NORMAL VOICE]
MORE STEAM, PLEASE!

315
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:04,205
AH, VACATIONING,
TOO, HUH?

316
00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,288
UH, WHERE
Y'ALL FROM?

317
00:10:05,291 --> 00:10:08,421
[DEEPER VOICE]
UH...WISCONSIN!

318
00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:09,996
MORE STEAM!

319
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,500
OH, I SEE
YOU BROUGHT
YOUR KIDS.

320
00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,290
WHAT ARE
THEIR NAMES?

321
00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:14,291
UH...

322
00:10:14,291 --> 00:10:17,881
BOBBY, BILLY-BOB,
BOBBY-BILL, AND...

323
00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:18,825
BILL-BILLY.

324
00:10:18,833 --> 00:10:21,133
THAT'S 4,
AND I ONLY SEE 3.

325
00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:24,995
UM, BOBBY-BILL-BILL-BILLY
IS OUR THIRD CHILD.

326
00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,210
AND IS HIS MIDDLE NAME.

327
00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,998
STEAM!

328
00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,130
WHAT AN ODD FAMILY.

329
00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:35,375
YEAH.
UGLY KIDS, TOO.

330
00:10:36,416 --> 00:10:38,416
WHEW! HOME FREE.

331
00:10:38,416 --> 00:10:39,876
DON'T THINK SO.

332
00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,955
THE KIDS ARE STILL...

333
00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,383
AMAZING!

334
00:10:44,375 --> 00:10:46,575
THE STEAM FROM
THE LLAMA SPRINGS
CURE-ALL SPA...

335
00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:48,503
MUST'VE BEEN
THE ANTIDOTE.

336
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,460
UH-OH.

337
00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:50,288
YUPI'S TOO LITTLE

338
00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:52,291
AND DIDN'T GET
ENOUGH STEAM.

339
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:53,461
WE'VE GOTTA
GO BACK!

340
00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:56,208
BUT YOUR MOM AND DAD
WILL BE HOME ANY SECOND!

341
00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:57,828
AHEM. ALLOW ME.

342
00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,253
I<i>AM </i>THE BABY-SITTER.

343
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,460
BROOM-BAM, BABY!

344
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:03,328
ONE HANDY-DANDY
LLAMA SPRINGS

345
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,833
CURE-ALL SPA HOME KIT.

346
00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:07,003
HELLO!
[GASPS]

347
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,750
WE'RE HOME!

348
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,330
Kids: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!

349
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,213
HEE HEE HEE!

350
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,708
IT'S A PICTURE
FRAME.

351
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,128
YOU KNOW,
TO BE HONEST, KUZCO,

352
00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:18,415
I WAS A LITTLE
WORRIED ABOUT YOU

353
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,206
TAKING CARE OF THE KIDS.
BUT IT, UH, LOOKS LIKE

354
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,418
YOU DID A GOOD JOB
AFTER ALL.

355
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,456
AW, IT WAS EASY.

356
00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:24,998
WELL, MAYBE NOT
<i>THAT </i>EASY.

357
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,080
BUT I HARDLY RANG
THE EMERGENCY BELL.

358
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,383
ALL RIGHT. MAYBE
I RANG IT A LITTLE.

359
00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:30,325
BUT YOU KNOW,

360
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,083
WHOEVER SAID THAT
A GREAT EMPEROR

361
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:35,713
CAN'T ALSO BE
A GREAT BABY-SITTER?

362
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:44,456
[MARKER SQUEAKING]

363
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:46,876
HA! COULDN'T RESIST.

364
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:49,325
OK,<i>HASTA.</i>

365
00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,286
♪ KUZCO, KUZCO ♪

366
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:54,881
♪ GO, GO ♪

367
00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:58,213
YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA
BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS

368
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,998
WHEN THE FIRST 3 WORDS
YOU HEAR ARE...

369
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000
KAVO, KUZCO. FIGHT.

370
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:04,880
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

371
00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:06,955
KAVO SIT KUZCO
DOWN NICE-NICE.

372
00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:08,878
KAVO GET
YUMMY CANDY.

373
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,705
<i>COMPRENDE?</i>

374
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:17,288
KUZCO SCARED.
KAVO LAUGH.

375
00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:18,001
HA.

376
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000
[LAUGHS WEAKLY]

377
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,580
DON'T HATE ME
'CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL.

378
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:22,503
WE FIGHT. TODAY.

379
00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,630
SUNSET.

380
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:32,625
OW!

381
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:33,875
HUH? KUZCO?

382
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,825
OH, HI!

383
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:35,713
I WAS JUST
LOOKING FOR

384
00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:37,748
MY MISSING...
TRASH THINGIES.

385
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:41,250
NICE TRY. BUT I ALREADY
HEARD ABOUT KAVO.

386
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:41,960
WHY ME?

387
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:43,248
WHY'S HE
PICKING ON ME?

388
00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,500
[SARCASTICALLY]
OH, GEE!

389
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,000
WHAT A MYSTERY!

390
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,880
KAVO WANT NICE-NICE
FOOD-FOOD?

391
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,245
YUMMY-YUM!

392
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:51,710
EAT FOOD GOOD!

393
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,128
HA!

394
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,713
KAVO FALL BOOM-BOOM!

395
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,128
STINKY-STINKY!

396
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,705
HA!

397
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:01,708
[IMITATES KAVO]
KAVO TALK
WEIRD-WEIRD!

398
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:02,998
SHORT SENTENCES.

399
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,130
HA!

400
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:06,415
HE WANTS TO BEAT
ME UP FOR BEING
FUNNY?

401
00:13:06,416 --> 00:13:09,626
NO. FOR BEING CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE.

402
00:13:09,625 --> 00:13:11,575
YOU MOCK HIM CONSTANTLY!

403
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,463
BUT DON'T WORRY.

404
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,378
I THINK I CAN
GET YOU OUT OF IT.

405
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,415
WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.

406
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:16,576
<i>I'M </i>CRUEL AND
INSENSITIVE?

407
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,833
UM, LET'S TACKLE
ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME,

408
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,583
SHALL WE?

409
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,423
YOU SHOULD JUST APOLOGIZE.

410
00:13:22,416 --> 00:13:24,746
HMM. DOESN'T REALLY
SOUND LIKE ME.

411
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,250
MAYBE...STOP MOCKING HIM?

412
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,630
AND STIFLE MY FREEDOM
OF EXPRESSION? UH-UH.

413
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:32,705
KUZCO, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO GIVE A LITTLE
ON THIS ONE.

414
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:35,128
GIVE? THAT SOUNDS
SO GENEROUS.

415
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:36,575
CAN'T WE JUST
BANISH HIM?

416
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,423
[SIGHS]
GO. NOW.

417
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:39,876
APOLOGIZE.

418
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:40,995
HEY, YOU...

419
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,750
[IMITATES KAVO]
TALK-TALK LIKE
KAVO-KAVO.

420
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:47,498
SO...UM...

421
00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:48,830
ANYWAY,
I GUESS I'M SORRY

422
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,463
THAT I MADE FUN
OF HOW YOU TALK,

423
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,748
AND I PROMISE
I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.

424
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,880
THAT GOOD. NO FIGHT.

425
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,705
[IMITATES KAVO]
ME HAPPY-HAPPY.

426
00:13:56,708 --> 00:13:59,418
YOU JANE. HA!

427
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,628
[BIRDS TWITTERING]

428
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,125
GREAT IDEA, MALINA.

429
00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,285
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

430
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:06,291
[GIRLISH VOICE]
OH! I KNOW!

431
00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:07,831
BECAUSE IT JUST
MADE IT, LIKE,

432
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,213
A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE!

433
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,708
IT<i>WAS </i>A GREAT IDEA.
YOU JUST MESSED IT UP.

434
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,998
FORTUNATELY, I HAVE
AN EVEN GREATER,

435
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,710
AND FOOLPROOF, IDEA.

436
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:18,828
YOU WANT KUZCO
TO BEAT ME UP?

437
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:20,713
HA! BACK TO
PLANET EARTH, LADY.

438
00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,708
I MEAN, LOOK AT THE GUY.
HE'S A TOOTHPICK.

439
00:14:22,708 --> 00:14:24,828
YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.

440
00:14:24,833 --> 00:14:27,583
YEAH. UH, QUICK
EMPEROR QUESTION,

441
00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,503
HOW DOES THIS HELP?

442
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,880
KRONK'S GOING TO
THROW THE FIGHT.

443
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,245
THROW IT WHERE?
OH, I GET IT!

444
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,420
HE TAKES A DIVE.

445
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:35,626
SO WE'RE SWIMMING NOW?

446
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,625
NO, KRONK.
YOU AND KUZCO
PRETEND TO FIGHT,

447
00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:40,125
AND YOU LET
KUZCO WIN.

448
00:14:40,125 --> 00:14:42,205
THEN KAVO WILL BE
AFRAID OF KUZCO,

449
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,248
AND LEAVE HIM ALONE.

450
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,710
YEAH...WHAT'S KAVO
GOT TO DO WITH THIS?

451
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,378
HE WANTS
TO FIGHT ME AT SUNSET.

452
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:48,205
WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED.

453
00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:49,828
YOU'RE CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE,

454
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:50,633
MAKIN' FUN OF HIM
ALL THE TIME.

455
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,705
IT'S NOT NICE.
GOOD FOR KAVO.

456
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:54,708
YEAH, BUT BAD
FOR ME, MEATHEAD.

457
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:57,168
SEE? THAT'S WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT!

458
00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:58,706
IT'S ON, BUDDY!

459
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:00,378
YOU, ME. THROW DOWN.

460
00:15:00,375 --> 00:15:01,375
NO! NO! NO!

461
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,575
YOU'VE GOTTA
LET KUZCO WIN,

462
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,753
OR HE'S GOING
TO GET THE SNOT
BEAT OUT OF HIM!

463
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,630
EW.
DO YOU HAVE TO
BE SO GRAPHIC?

464
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:10,705
LET'S JUST GET
THIS OVER WITH.

465
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,708
SO...WHAT ARE
WE DOING AGAIN?

466
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:19,288
OK, SO THIS WENT ON
FOR ANOTHER
37 MINUTES.

467
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,995
BUT EVENTUALLY
THE MEATHEAD
WAS ON BOARD,

468
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,460
AND ALL I HAD
TO DO WAS PROMISE

469
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,248
NOT TO CALL HIM
MEATHEAD ANYMORE.

470
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:35,460
OK, TAKE US
RIGHT TO THE FIGHT.

471
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:38,578
[BELL RINGS]

472
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,583
OOH, LOOK AT ME,
SO SCARY.

473
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,463
I'M A BIG KRONKY
KRONK KRONK.

474
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,708
I COULD NEVER BE
BEAT BY A TOOTHPICK.

475
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:46,958
HOO, HOO, HOO.

476
00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:49,418
HEY, THOUGHT WE TALKED
ABOUT THE NAME CALLING.

477
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,876
NO, ONLY MEATHEAD.

478
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:52,575
KRONKY KRONK KRONK.

479
00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:54,463
HEY, HA YAH!

480
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,128
HEY, YOY. YAH!

481
00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:56,995
KUZCU FOO.

482
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,750
UHH! KRONK, WE
TALKED ABOUT THIS?

483
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:00,880
YOU TAKE A DIVE.

484
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:04,745
RIGHT, THE DIVE.
THE DIVE FOR KUZCO.

485
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:05,960
KUZCO'S DIVE.

486
00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:06,998
THAT DIVE?

487
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,210
UH, YEAH.

488
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,458
HA, YAH!

489
00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:17,130
OW. WHAT?
IS THAT IT?

490
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:17,825
YEAH.

491
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:20,463
OH, RIGHT IN MY GUT.

492
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,378
OH, MY GOD.

493
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,455
OH, IT HURTS IN MY GUT!

494
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:26,628
OW. OH, I'M GOING DOWN.

495
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,625
DID I MENTION OW?

496
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:32,210
[GASP]

497
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:32,998
All: YAY!

498
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,880
BOO RAM,
I'M KUZCO-RIFIC.

499
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,575
KAVO, KUZCO FIGHT.

500
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,333
HUH? WAIT,
NO, NO, NO, NO.

501
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,963
DID YOU NOT JUST
SEE ME BEAT UP KRONK?

502
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:44,828
KRONK.

503
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:48,003
SO? KAVO BEAT
KRONK LAST WEEK.

504
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000
WE FIGHT, SUNSET.

505
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:58,880
UH, WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TO COME
BACK AFTER THE BREAK, DO WE?

506
00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:02,575
JUST TO SEE LITTLE
OLD ME GET PUMMELED?

507
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:04,583
DO WE?
HUH?

508
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,383
[BELL RINGS]

509
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,293
KRONK,
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

510
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,881
KAVO BEAT YOU
UP LAST WEEK?

511
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:14,165
WELL, IT'S--IT'S
EMBARRASSING, OK?

512
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,416
LITTLE PIP SQUEAK
TOTALLY KICKED
MY CAN.

513
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:18,996
YOU DON'T
STAND A CHANCE.

514
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,380
OH, WHY DIDN'T
I LISTEN TO YOU

515
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,995
AND JUST STOP
BEING SO FUNNY.

516
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,880
UM, CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE.

517
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,745
WHATEVER. THE POINT IS
I'M ABOUT TO BE...

518
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,290
UM, LIKE A PIECE
OF BREAD, YOU KNOW,

519
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:30,581
THAT'S BEEN SLIGHTLY HEATED

520
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,333
SO IT GETS A LITTLE
BIT BROWNIE-BROWN
AND CRUNCHY.

521
00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,583
YOU MEAN YOU'RE TOAST.

522
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,833
FACED WITH
A DAUNTING CHALLENGE,

523
00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,633
I DID WHAT I DO BEST.

524
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:41,995
HIDE.

525
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,710
KUZCO?

526
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:51,878
NO ONE'S HOME.

527
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:52,955
OH, IT'S YOU.

528
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,328
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE
FROM KAVO ANYMORE.

529
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:56,583
I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

530
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:57,463
A PRESENT FOR ME?

531
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,208
YAY! GIMME,
GIMME, GIMME.

532
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:02,078
BETTER NOT
BE RE-GIFTING
MY ALARM CLOCK.

533
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,415
OH, A POTION?

534
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:06,456
HOW NICE.

535
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:09,878
NOT JUST<i>A </i>POTION,
4 POTIONS.

536
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:10,995
FROM YZMA'S TOP SHELF.

537
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,750
THAT'S THE BEST ONES,
GRABBED ALL OF THEM.

538
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,210
A COUPLE OF DROPS
WILL CHANGE YOU

539
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,248
INTO SOMETHING TOUGH
ENOUGH TO TAKE ON KAVO.

540
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,420
OOH, LIKE A GORILLA.

541
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,996
OH, YEAH,
THAT WOULD BE GOOD.

542
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,630
SO, WHICH IS IT?

543
00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,705
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.

544
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,128
YZMA'S STILL NOT
LABELING THESE THINGS.

545
00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:28,455
LIKE GORILLA, HOW
HARD COULD THAT BE?

546
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:31,078
WE'LL HAVE TO TRY THEM ALL.

547
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:36,995
OH, NO.
I'M A BUNNY AGAIN.

548
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:40,170
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
THIS ISN'T
GETTING ANY BETTER.

549
00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:42,876
[VERY HIGH-PITCHED
VOICE] KRONK!

550
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,075
[NORMAL VOICE]
I AM<i>SO</i>
NOT A GORILLA.

551
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:49,083
OH. WELL, DON'T WORRY.
THEY'LL HUNT YOU.

552
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,125
YOU MEATHEAD.

553
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:56,463
HI, MALINA.

554
00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:57,998
AH, THERE YOU ARE.

555
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,290
KRONK TOLD
ME WHAT HAPPENED.

556
00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:02,581
WHAT? HIDING
IN THE TRASHCAN
GET A LITTLE STALE?

557
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:05,713
YEAH, IT SMELLS
REALLY GOOD IN HERE.

558
00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:06,458
[SNIFFS]

559
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:07,878
WHAT IS THAT?
PLUMERIA?

560
00:19:07,875 --> 00:19:09,245
IT'S NICE.

561
00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,750
LISTEN, KITTY, KITTY,

562
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,250
YOU CAN'T HIDE
FROM KAVO FOREVER.

563
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,130
WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.

564
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:17,125
ON THE OTHER HAND,

565
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:19,415
RUNNING AWAY
I CAN DO FOREVER.

566
00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:20,996
BUH-BYE.

567
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,170
TIME FOR FIGHT.

568
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,875
YOU WOULDN'T HIT
A CUTIE-WOOTIE,

569
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,955
LITTLE KITTEN, WOULDJA?

570
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:34,168
NO.
STEP ON.

571
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:37,826
THAT'S THE SAME AS HITTING
ONLY WITH YOUR FOOT.

572
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,580
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

573
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:41,713
SUNSET.

574
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:42,998
OH, RIGHT...

575
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,130
SUNSET...

576
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:45,995
MAGIC HOUR.

577
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,420
SO...

578
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,246
HOW MANY YEARS
YOU BEEN HELD BACK?

579
00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,130
5? 6?

580
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:56,955
4.

581
00:19:56,958 --> 00:19:59,328
AND THE WHOLE...BULLY DEAL?

582
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:00,633
HOW'S THAT WORKIN' OUT?

583
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:02,495
IT ALL KAVO KNOW.

584
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,500
OH, I HEAR YA.

585
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,710
YEAH, IT'S EASY
TO GET PIGEONHOLED.

586
00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,168
THAT FOR SURE.

587
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,746
[BELL RINGS]

588
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,125
SUNSET.

589
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:14,075
FIGHT! NOW!

590
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:18,421
[PANTING]

591
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:21,995
AAH!

592
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
AAH!

593
00:20:33,083 --> 00:20:34,753
[GROWLS]

594
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,000
OK, I ADMIT IT.

595
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,750
MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
HAVE MADE FUN

596
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:38,710
OF THE WAY YOU TALK,

597
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:39,998
BEEN LESS CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE,

598
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,210
BUT YOU REALLY WANT
TO BEAT ME UP?

599
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,208
LITTLE KITTY, KITTY.

600
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,500
KAVO NO, NO BEAT UP
KITTY, KITTY.

601
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,130
[GROWLS]

602
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,075
WHOOPS.

603
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,173
DID IT AGAIN.

604
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,286
AAH!

605
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,583
OH!

606
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:02,328
NOW, SEE?

607
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,213
A SIMPLE MOUSE
LABEL, AND BANG.

608
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:06,578
LOOK HOW EASY
THAT WAS.

609
00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,288
MEOWRRR!

610
00:21:13,708 --> 00:21:15,998
OH, YEAH!
THAT'S RIGHT!

611
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,880
LITTLE WIMPY MOUSE-BOY

612
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,875
THINKS HE CAN
TAKE ON SCARY-CAT!

613
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:19,575
HUH?

614
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,003
HYAH! HY-UY! YAH!

615
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,580
KUZCO'S FU!

616
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:25,003
NOT TODAY.
NOT THIS TIME.

617
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:29,211
OH, ALL RIGHT.

618
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,458
I GUESS I HAVE
TO THANK YOU, TOO.

619
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,458
THANK YOU, KRONK.

620
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:38,168
WHEW. I WAS GLAD
YOU DIDN'T CALL ME
MEATHEAD AGAIN.

621
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,956
OH, N-N-N-NO, NO--NO.

622
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:43,708
I LEARNED MY LESSON
ABOUT POKING FUN.

623
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,288
AND THAT LESSON WAS?

624
00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:49,711
I DON'T KNOW...IT'S
MEAN, OR SOMETHING.

625
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,133
KIDDING--I'M KIDDING!

626
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,455
I REALLY DID
LEARN MY LESSON.

627
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:56,458
I WON'T BE CRUEL
AND INSENSITIVE
ANYMORE, PROMISE.

628
00:21:56,458 --> 00:21:57,458
SO JUST IRIS OUT

629
00:21:57,458 --> 00:22:00,168
AND WRAP
THIS PUPPY UP ALREADY.

630
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,206
BOOM-BAM!

631
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:04,498
Kuzco: AHH...LOOK
AT THE LITTLE MONKEYS.

632
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:06,580
THEY LOOK SO SNUG
AND HAPPY.

633
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:07,833
AND WHY SHOULDN'T THEY?

634
00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:10,833
THEY HAVE THE BESTEST
BABY-SITTER IN THE WORLD.

635
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:11,713
ME.

636
00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,458
HMM...ANY SECOND NOW

637
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,828
THEY'RE GONNA WAKE UP
AND JUMP INTO MY ARMS

638
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,383
YELLING, "WE LOVE KUZCO.

639
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:19,415
WE LOVE KUZCO!"

640
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:21,496
YEP, THAT'S
WHAT THEY'RE GONNA DO.

641
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:25,500
GONNA JUMP RIGHT UP
ANY SECOND NOW.